Hello Internet fiends, I'm writing today to talk about laziness and the fact that it's running rampant in the United States of America. I limit it to America because I live here and I am able to see it. Other counties may be lazy too. But word on the street is that we're numero uno in the lax department. And by no means is this a judgemental essay (is it really an essay) I count myself in a heavy hitter in the lazy category, this is merely an exploration piece and maybe informative as well. I think there's two kinds of lazy. Good Lazy and Bad Lazy. Good Lazy is a variant of procrastination, you're really not hurting anybody with your laziness. Take me for example, most days I like to stay home and watch Netflix or listen to music. I don't like to leave the house most days. I use the excuse that I'm saving money but really I just don't want to go anywhere. Or my eating habits is another good example. I really don't want to have to work at eating complicated food. I like bite sized portions that are easy to chew and swallow. If I get something complicated chances are I won't eat it. But enough about me, there's lotsa people who are lazy in a good way and then there are people who are lazy in the bad way. And before I go down this road I want to get something out. Something that was gonna be the basis of the whole essay (There he goes using that word again) and to make sure it gets noticed I think I'll but some kind of thing around it --------THE OLDER GENERATION LIKE TO CALL THE YOUNGER GENERATION (TEENAGERS AND 20 SOMETHINGS) A LAZY GENERATION WHEN THEY THEMSELVES ARE RIGHT THERE NEXT TO US ON THE BANDWAGON----------- Okay now that I've said that I can move on, I kinda hate writing in caps it always looks like I'm shouting but I might as well, I hate to hear people talk about how "kids" are lazy these days when I see a lot of hypocrisy around me. Walk into any Wal-mart and see how many old bastards and fat ass trailer park bitches are wheelin around the store in those carts. If they're fat ask them if they have a problem with their legs, if they're an old man ask him if his grandfather used a damn scooter to get around. Then they'll probably bitch you about something so just tune them out, this is people making excuses. Her legs are bad because they are tired of holding up her fatass, the old man is using the cart cause the stores too big for him to get around with his cane. Suggest to the old man to go to a smaller store. He won't because it's cheaper at Wal-mart plus it's all in one spot and he doesn't have to go all over town. See! He's lazy. Everyone's lazy these days. It's not just a generational thing, it's a nationwide thing. It's not our fault every thing's so hard it's the system's so they bend over backward to make things easier for you but ya still bitch dontcha. So we'll never learn and it's just gonna keep getting worse or better however you wanna look at it. You remember the movie Wall-E and the people on the ship? That's probably the most accurate account of what will happen to the movie. So unless we can build a charming robot to save us all we're gonna end up a peach toned Jabba the Hut floating around on a hoverchair bitching about everything that doesn't work out just right. Shit that ended up kinda preachy, but please don't take it too hard like I previously stated I am painfully lazy. Goodbye gentle sloths
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