Hey there! O did you come to hear me bitch some more? Great! I won't let you down. The subject now my dearies is Reality TV. Now many people have written on the subject including me and dammit I was one of the first ones! I I've hated reality TV since its initial onset and I wrote while still in high school on my hatred of it. It started simply enough and at the onset it was glorious. COPS was and still is hilarious, because you get to see stupid people get in TROUBLE for being stupid as opposed to getting money for it. Then I think the next one was The Real World on MTV. Now again the novelty of this was short lived. Of course people are gonna have fun when you give them a super sweet place to live and a complete jerk off of a job. when they can drink and party all the time. That's really not the "real world" is it though, but I guess nobody wants to watch people working two jobs and then falling asleep while masturbating due to exhaustion. I guess THAT'S not good TV. Shit I'd watch that. Some kind of flood gate opened in the mid to late 90s and it hasn't shut the fuck off. There's literally too goddamn many for me to mention and I really don't want to remember that Americans were/are that stupid. So instead I'm just gonna mention some few that piss me off. The two that are ahead of the group are "16 and pregnant" and "Deal or No Deal". "16 and pregnant" is a show where producers find bitches young enough and dumb enough to let some sweaty high school boy crawl onto of them, jam their unprotected members into them and then get bewildered when they end up pregnant. It (just like many other shows) is just showing people how stupid other people are and I suppose that could provide some help. You could point to the television and ask your kids, "You wanna look like that stupid bitch?" and with any luck get them to at least wear protection when they defy you. "Deal or No Deal" is an infestation. It's all over the planet literally look it up, it's in every major country on the globe. This is terrifying to me because this is THE dumbest show. It should be called "The Greediest People on Earth" because that's what it ends up being. These people get reasonable offers after knocking off a few cases but instead they just keep chasing the fucking dragon hoping to get more money. Everytime I watch I think to myself and laugh, cause my ass would take the first offer they give you. It's always more money than I need to get me out of debt and that's all I really want right now. I would just take the first offer they gave me and then they would get pissed and I'd have money and be on my way back home. It's so funny when the price shoots down and you see the absolute misery in their faces. That's MY favorite part of the show. These people, like many of the other people they find to be on the reality shows, are terrible terrible people and it's not healthy that we put a camera on these people and don't punch them in the face. Some shows have gotten cancelled which is good but not good enough. "Temptation Island" was shut down, probably because it was the worst show ever. If you never heard about it they took these newly married couples and put them on an exotic island with a bunch of hot singles to see if they would cheat on their new spouses. Terrible. Of course there's more out there and there's two stations that are just polluting the television waves with their shitty programming. Those two are Bravo and VH1, these two channels are overloaded with shitty reality television shows. From retarded celebrity dating shows to gays teaching straight people how to look better than what they do. That's right the same old tune of "We're-tired-of-you-looking-like-you-do-so-please-change-who-you-are" kinda thing. There's too much these days which is why I mainly stick to cartoons and insanely weird programs. The further from reality the better. Hell I have enough reality in my life, I need some talking dogs solving crime. I need some vampire ghost rising out of the grave to charm people. I need severe unreality.
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